Obsessions, Objections, & Observations

...and apparently alliteration. 1. If you have a handicap sticker, I will, in fact, observe your physical well-being to validate your claims. 2. I thoroughly object to people spelling ignornant wrong. Although, there is a sense of poetic justice about it. Nevertheless, please spare yourself a snarky comment from yours truly. By the way, did you catch it? 3. I'm currently obsessed with not killing birds. Ever since my traumatic murder of a poor bird, I have suffered PTSD. 4. Also, I'm obsessed with white mocha powder from Kidd Coffee, although it looks like cocaine. Although, I only know that from television. Fact: it makes everything better. 5. I thoroughly object to Toddlers & Tiaras. I've concluded that the show is the best form of birth control--who'd want children after watching those kids? Which leads me to... 6. I thoroughly object to dressing your three year old like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Your child should never suffer through the humiliation of being called a Prosti-tot. Horrific. 7. I am obsessed with the word "problematic." 8. I've observed that the word "pretentious" is, in itself, pretentious. Ironic? I think not. 9. I am definitely obsessed with my church. Fact: Stratford Heights COG is the greatest church ever. 10. I'm obsessed with alliteration. Perfectly pretentious problem? Probably. Peace & Blessings.